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We No' Skint, We Jus' Budget Well!

Dear Bruenose fan, please read PROBCFC Ruling Council official communique 01-30/aug/11.

Ruling Council wish to make statemen' abou' finance of PROBCFC, Lulopa Reague and shi'.

We dominate Europe! We velly happy we beat team with more Brazilians than Birmin'ham Cirry lady team and quarrify for Lulopa Reague. Supreme Leader, Honourable Carsen Yeung laugh long time when we say this to him on Skype. We love brave Bruenose fan long time for come and sing at People's Stadium and propel brave warrior of PROBCFC to glorious victory.

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PROBCFC Statement: Honourable Leader To Catch Mi'night Express

Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-29Jun11

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Leader: His friend in HK police give him lift

Many fan will be bit worry with lates' news of Honourable Leader Carsen Yeung who visit friend at Hong Kong police station.

This be spun by capitalist media as arrest on money laundering charge. It no true! Honourable Leader have many friend in police in Hong Kong and go for chat with them. They even give him lift they like him so much.

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Claig Gardner: He a Mackem

Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-28Jun11

We very upse' at reaction of fan on Birmin'am Mail site to news we sell badge-kisser and Bruenose midfielder, Claig Gardner, who jump ship like dir'y rat Big Feck.

We no' wan' sell bu' he tell Honourable Mr Tomross he need to feed family on radio las' week. We a'ready ask what he feed them on for twenny thousan' dollar a week. He even feed them on entirely truffles, caviar and puffa fish for this. Even Honourable Supreme Leader Carsen Yeung no' afford eat like this!

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Supreme Leader Appoint New General To Lead Troop

Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-22Jul11

We very please to announce Mr Chris Hu-ton as brave warrior general to lead brave Bruenose troop into Championship battle nex' season. Mr 'Oddjob' Pannu make him sign one year deal to guide team to glorious victory. Then he give wife and chil'ren back to him in return. Mr Hu-ton say he very respec' Birmin'ham fan and excite at prospect of lead team to glory.

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End Of Season Sale Now On

Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official communique no: 01-19Jul11

We make big objection to Dir'y Shi' on Villa steal treacherous former manager, Ugry Alex McLeish. We call Big Feck now for treason reason. Dishonorable Big Feck get vote of confidence from Mr 'Oddjob' Pannu but still he leave, even after we let him keep half of wage for send Glorious PROBCFC down to Championship!

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