Dear Bruenose fan, please read PROBCFC Ruling Council official communique 01-30/oct/11.
We sorry we no' be in touch for long time but Honourable Supreme Leader Carsen Yeung still in exile in Hon' Kon', kep' agains' will by brutal Motherland regime.
Read on an' we update.
Dear Bruenose fan, please read PROBCFC Ruling Council official communique 01-30/aug/11.
Ruling Council wish to make statemen' abou' finance of PROBCFC, Lulopa Reague and shi'.
We dominate Europe! We velly happy we beat team with more Brazilians than Birmin'ham Cirry lady team and quarrify for Lulopa Reague. Supreme Leader, Honourable Carsen Yeung laugh long time when we say this to him on Skype. We love brave Bruenose fan long time for come and sing at People's Stadium and propel brave warrior of PROBCFC to glorious victory.
Dear Bruenose fan, please read PROBCFC Ruling Council official communique 01-02/jul/11
Ruling Council wish to make statemen' abou' Claig Gardner, who cry into his Armani sleeve when talk abou' abandon brave Bruenose fan after relegate las' season.
Dear Bruenose fan please read PROBCFC Ruling Council official communique 02-01jul11
Beautiful fan, it no' all bad news at St Andrew People Stadium. No, we laugh long time when we see Big Feck new signin' to make up for loss of Ashley Young. You look here to see this.
Dear Bruenose fan please read PROBCFC Ruling Council official communique 01-01jul11
Honourable Leader Carsen Yeung give official statement on lates' development in Hong Kong. We love him long time and you too.
Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-29Jun11
Leader: His friend in HK police give him lift
Many fan will be bit worry with lates' news of Honourable Leader Carsen Yeung who visit friend at Hong Kong police station.
This be spun by capitalist media as arrest on money laundering charge. It no true! Honourable Leader have many friend in police in Hong Kong and go for chat with them. They even give him lift they like him so much.
Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-28Jun11
We very upse' at reaction of fan on Birmin'am Mail site to news we sell badge-kisser and Bruenose midfielder, Claig Gardner, who jump ship like dir'y rat Big Feck.
We no' wan' sell bu' he tell Honourable Mr Tomross he need to feed family on radio las' week. We a'ready ask what he feed them on for twenny thousan' dollar a week. He even feed them on entirely truffles, caviar and puffa fish for this. Even Honourable Supreme Leader Carsen Yeung no' afford eat like this!
Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-24Jul11
We love you so long time, we give treat to Glorious Bruenose fan. We let new PROBCFC manager, Beautiful Mr Chris Hu-ton give word of encouragement. Yes, we really mean.
Here lates' innerview for PROBCFC.com by him.
Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official PROBCFC communique no: 01-22Jul11
We very please to announce Mr Chris Hu-ton as brave warrior general to lead brave Bruenose troop into Championship battle nex' season. Mr 'Oddjob' Pannu make him sign one year deal to guide team to glorious victory. Then he give wife and chil'ren back to him in return. Mr Hu-ton say he very respec' Birmin'ham fan and excite at prospect of lead team to glory.Dear Citizen of the Republic please read official communique no: 01-19Jul11
We make big objection to Dir'y Shi' on Villa steal treacherous former manager, Ugry Alex McLeish. We call Big Feck now for treason reason. Dishonorable Big Feck get vote of confidence from Mr 'Oddjob' Pannu but still he leave, even after we let him keep half of wage for send Glorious PROBCFC down to Championship!
